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CUDDLIEST, MOST WONDERFUL, SAINTLY CREATURES
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
THESE PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.
THEY HAVE NICE THINGS. THEY COLLECT FRAGILE POTTERY. THEY HAVE CANDLELIT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. THEY GO TO MOVIES. THEY HAVE WHITE CARPETS.
PEOPLE WITH SMALL CHILDREN HAVEN'T BEEN TO A RESTAURANT WITHOUT
PLASTIC SILVERWARE IN YEARS. THE LAST MOVIE THEY SAW IN A THEATER IS NOW
ON AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS. THEIR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS
DECORATED BY PEE-WEE HERMAN.
BABY'S FIRST TATTOO IS FOR THEM.
For years parents have been buying baby books to document all the precious moments in their new baby's life -- Baby's First Tooth, Baby's First Haircut, Baby's First Step. What have been ignored for too long are those "alternative" precious moments that really should be written down, celebrated, and remembered -- Baby's First Projectile Vomit, Baby's First Tantrum in a Crowded Grocery Store, Baby's 10,000th Dirty Diaper. Otherwise you might forget them and think of becoming parents once again.
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Reviewed by 17 customers
This book was extremely offensive to me. Joking about divorce and infidelity is NOT funny! The pain of some life trials is nothing to be scoffed at! There are plenty of other things to laugh at in life. I would not recommend this book.. very bad taste.
This book is meant to be funny. I don't remember how many times my parents threatened divorce from eachother over crazy stuff us kids did. It's all in good fun. I give my blessing to any parent, with a sense of humor about them, to go ahead and buy this book it's a riot!!!!!!!!
Have you ever stood in a card section or in a book store and something strikes you quite unexpectedly and you make a loud verable sound like a laugh or a giggle or even a snort and for what ever reason you smile in delight knowing you have finally found,.. "THE ONE." this is what this book did to me and sure alot of it did not pretaint to my current status or situation but it did tell a much more down to earth, dirt eating, wobbly footed, perfessional escape artist of every single child out there in the world... and it is up to you not the comments that you read on here to see the humour and the honesty that each page asks you to record. Because even if my own baby book doesn't tell me how my mom got her grey hairs this one will (and it's not from me being an angel) *SMILE*
i love this book its outragously funny and most things are true. i am getting one for everyone i know who has young kids or is expecting.
With how serious everything and everyone can be about babies.. this book takes such a light-hearted, humurous approach to it all.. Sure there are mentions of divorce.. but you can always say something like, "well, no matter how hard it was at times, me and daddy will never be apart".. it's all how you look at it!! This was great!
I'm a nanny and bought this for my employers. They thought it was hilarious... but they are from NYC so not much offends them. This book is great fun and an awesome conversation piece for a coffee table book. It's the "Worse Case Scenerio" of parenting.... LOTS OF LAUGHS!
This book is tooo funny. I can't imagine anyone with a sense of humor who wouldnt roar with laughter - You won't actually record anything in it - its more of a coffee table book, sort of
I consider myself to be a "modern parent", and was looking forward to some good fun but I have to agree that the divorce and babysitter comments are simply offensive. Too bad, could have added to my collection.
I purchased 2 of these books for friends who just had babies. I was so disappointed when I received them. Some entries were funny, but about 25% of the topics seem to be striving for humor so much that they aren't realistic or funny and are actually offensive. The section on a babysitter has "Hours it Took Dad to Drive Her Home", "Blocks Away She Lives", "Baby-sitter's First Lawyer." To me, that's not funny or realistic and the insinuation is offensive. All I can say is, I am returning the books because they are not what I expected.
this book is meant as entertainment .... not to be taken seriously ..... it's hilarious!!
I bought this for myself, and can't wait until my next friend gets pregnant! They'll be getting this at the shower.
My mother-in-law gave us this book and my entire family has thoroughly enjoyed it. Huge laughs, that I recommend to all parents!
I think many people get offended way too easily! I personally love the book! If you'd rather not think about a joke referring to divorce or how long it takes dad to drive the babysitter home, then a reality check and a couple of beers are in order! Or you could always go out and get a tattoo.
This book is definatly a winner the picture alone sold me. My husband has a lot of tattoo's so i just had to get it as a joke. I would recommend that anyone who is expecting rush out and get one for themselves and anyone they know that is expecting!!!
I expected this book would be very different then the average baby book. I expected to see crazy and different entries. I did not expect to find a page for divorce lawyers, criminal background, ect. I personally never plan on getting a divorce and I think it is aweful that your book dedicated a page to that. I was going to buy one of these books for an expecting friend...Im glad I did not waste my money, I would not have given it to her